OpinOns On silicOne implants

An opinion pollster called my mom's house; my mom wasn't there, but I was. She wanted to discuss silicone breast implants. She asked, "how do you feel about silicone implants?" I said, "ahhh, I like'em." She said, "No, I mean do you think they are safe?" Then I thought, "no, not in my hands." And to think this woman was gonna have this conversation with my mom...

As a side note, rezbibak turned 2 years old earlier this weak.

Homeless Sighting -2-

Smell Factor: 5/5

Cargo: light

Homeless Sighting -1-

Hail the arrival of a new series on rezbibak, the Homeless Sighting.

- Smell Factor (1-5): 3; measured from a distance.

- Cargo: average

rezbibak Special Report

Good afternoon, I'm rezbibak, and it is 4:00 PM EST.  US Airways Flight No. 1549 has crashed into the Hudson River, on the West Side of Manhattan Island.  Now I just checked the US Air website, and the Actual Arrival Time is listed as 5:16 PM!!

This status is clearly a lie!  

Engine failure is thought to have caused the plane to plummet, and this pigeon is believed to be the culprit:

Also, did you know that Captain "Sully" is from Danville, CA? The town honored him recently for his performance.  You know who else calls Danville his hometown? I lived in Danville, CA for 3 years.

Iran-Iraq War -5- In Turquoise

See also: part 1, part 2, part 3 & part 4.

I Held The World In My Hands...

. . . and dropped it in a coffee mug.  The other day at work, I tossed my stress ball against the wall, and it dropped right in my coffee mug.  No spills, thank God, but the cup was half full.  Not bad at all for a day's work.

Here is a dramatization.

Non-Farsi speakers will not understand this report word by word, but be on the look out for the names "Val Estrait Joornal," "New Yorkay," and "A . . . I . . G," and some very restless body language.

And now this idiot who knocks down the Iranian flag.  Nothing hilarious; but perhaps it is illustrative of the current state of affairs. 

brb

rezbibak is closed for a bit.

Under Siege From The Dirty Dozens

Maggot-like worms have infested the ceiling in my kitchen. I have checked all cabinets for potential breeding grounds, but can't find anything. I counted 38 of them in this picture. I killed the first few I found, but collected the rest.

***UPDATE***

I was told by the exterminator that these were moth larvae.  I then recalled having seen a moth about a week before, and saying to myself, "oh, that's cute." I didn't kill it.  After these larvae turned into adult moths themselves, I whacked away at them mercilessly.  No moths live in my house anymore.

Ahmad the Silly President 6: That Woman Has Another Thing Coming...

... if she thinks he's gonna shake her hand. He won't do it. Ever.